1. 2 years ago 
   

   My mom called me, this is what Google Voice thought she said. AWESOME>!

    
2. 2 years ago  from bookmarklet
   Bio-hazard! Dexter Blood Slide Suckers: Eat With Caution!

   I stumbled on this WHILE I was watching Dexter… more craziness like this week and I’m retiring

3. 2 years ago 
   Maurice Sendak tells parents worried by Wild Things to 'go to hell'

   And for all those parents that gasped when I said “Whaaaatt the fuck was that, oh shit!”, when the wild thing pulled max out of his mouth…… well they can go to hell too.

4. 2 years ago 

   This man is a god damned genius…

5. 2 years ago 
   

   LoL.

    
6. 2 years ago 
   Macs Just Work...

   New Snow Leopard OS by Apple is corrupting huge amounts of users’ data. Macs just work my ass… eat it fanboys!

7. 2 years ago 

   Sell the Vatican, Feed the World.

8. 2 years ago 
   New Instrument Scales Musical Heights

   This has to be one of the coolest instruments ever… I want one.

9. 2 years ago 
   New Challenge for US in Iraq: Pulling Out

   I feel like someone needs to write an email to to the US World. In the email the only words

   “That’s What She Said.”

10. 2 years ago 
    Definitive Evidence That God is A Man.

I recently got a job. Time to think of something witty to put in now.

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